The AIA Fly
Yes... I had another fly-like encounter yesterday.. This time its this fly I call the Annoying Insurance Agent (AIA) Fly... And no prizes for guessing which insurance company he works for... AIA of course!!!Yup... its my misfortune to have known him... Actually I have to blame my sister for this. AIA Fly is my sister's insurance agent, but he was so annoying that my sister decided to 'share' her burden by introducing him to me. So he started pestering me to buy insurance from him, and to get him off my back (for a while), I had purchased my life insurance from him a couple of years ago.
Till this day he is still pestering me to 1)increase my premiums. 2)buy hospitalisation cover. 3)introduce to him my friends and family. 4) join him in his direct marketing ventures. 5) buy direct marketing products from him. All of the above, he calls it as part of his service...
So last Thurday, I'd received one of his service calls again...
Jolll: Hello
AIA Fly: Joanne.
As usual, AIA Fly does not say the usual greetings, and waits for me to make the first approach - Damn irritating...
Jolll: (in the sternest voice I could muster) Yes, what do u want? No I am not buying anymore insurance from you.
AIA Fly: Just want to say how r u. Part of my service call. Sure you don't want to get hospitalisation coverage? You know its very important...
Jolll: No. I don't want lah... no money. (In actual fact, unbeknownst to him, I already have bought a comprehensive coverage from another company a long time ago...)
AIA Fly: Eh, I wanna tell you something... But you don't get angry hah..
Jolll: What is it? Just say it out lah ( My patience running very low...)
AIA Fly: Actually I just want to tell u that you look good in Lingerie.
Almost chokes on my saliva. And worst of all, I was, at the same time, browsing Victoria Secrets' Website..
AIA Fly: Want or not? I am selling lingerie, very good one.. All the aunties all say its very good and makes their bodies very shapely...
Jolll: What?? So u r saying I need these body enhancement s**t?
AIA Fly: Eh, I only introduce good stuff to you only... Women swear by this product.. and it only costs RM 2000 plus...
Jolll: What?? So expensive? I can buy more than 10 pairs of underwear with that kind of money. No i am not interested!
AIA Fly: Can lah, can buy and try...
Jolll: No.
AIA Fly: Ok then... Eh.. introduce me to your dad lar
Jolll: Why do u wanna know my dad?
AIA Fly: Wanna sell him my products.
Jolll: No. (No way am I going to introduce anyone to you. These people are gonna hate me if I do)
AIA Fly: Joanne, u r such a nice lady.. Wanna join my downline or not?? U will definitely do very well..
Jolll: I told u already, I am not interested in your products and not interested in selling your products!
AIA Fly: OK. If u need anything, just give me a call.
Jolll: Bye!
AIA Fly never gives up...
Jolll Meowed at 2:50 pm
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