New Oxford Dictionary (S'pore version)
This was one of the forwarded emails that I'd received recently, and which I thought was hilarious!1) LILY - adverb. extremely, really "Wah, you lily can sing well ah!"
2) VALLEY - adverb. extremely (same with lily) "Look! My Versachee belt, valley nice hor?"
3) GORGES - adj. stunningly beautiful, normally found with valley ''Wah! Ah Beng's girlflan is valley gorges leh!"
4) CORAL - verb. to bicker ''Why, you not happy, ah? Want to coral, is it?"
5) REEF - (normally followed with coral) to argue with "You lily want to coral reef me ah?"
6) ALTITUDE - adjective. a disagreeable demeanour ''Ah Lian Lily got a bad altitude ploblem".
7) CIRRUS - adjective. certain ''You cirrus or not? Dun bruff!"
8) CANOPY - phrase. impossible ''He bought new handphone? Canopy lah! Where got money?"
9) OLDLADY - adjective. completed "Wah...you finish oldlady ah."
10) SUIT - verb. to project forward "Suit! Suit! See goalkeeper come out oldlady."
11) SOW - verb. to reveal "Sow me, sow me your new ting."
12) LOAD - noun. a path normally made up of gravel & tar "We go Orchard Load leh."
13) BLINK - verb. deliver, send "What you blink for me? Sow me, sow me."
Jolll Meowed at 3:30 pm
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