The Return of the Fly...
Gosh... What is wrong with the men here (JB)!?!? Seems like half of them (am being optimistic already...) have displayed fly-like traits...! (Check out my previous blog on the definition of a fly-like person).Just last nite, I had another encounter with such a person... And no, its not the same guy as described in my previous blog (see link above). This time, its another guy , and whats worse, its someone I have never met. He is the salesperson for my company's supplier, and whom I have only spoken to twice over the phone last year to obtain some prices.
So over the months, he has been smsing me occasionally here and then, and all those times, I have totally ignored the messages as I didn't like to engage in idle conversation with someone I didn't know well.. Anyway, it so happened that he smsed me again last nite.....
P aka Fly2: Joanne, do u still remember me?
Being in a good mood and all, I decided to be polite and reply to him
Me: Yes, How r u? (Translation: Short & curt replies are the first step to deter a person)
P aka Fly2: Am fine, I thought u forgot me.
Me: No lah, U r P from XXX company rite? But I only remember talking 2 u on the phone.. How did u get my mobile no.? (Translation: Hello...? I have a good memory ok... and I also remember that I did not give u my mobile no. at all.. Don't u know its rude to obtain a person's number without their permission??)
P aka Fly2:Tats right. Can we be friend? Me pandai (clever) lor can hv ur number pretty girl, Hehe
Me: How do u know I am pretty? Maybe I am not so pretty as u think.. Then u will be disappointed.. (Translation: Wat the?! So the reason why u keep smsing me is becoz u think i am pretty.. What a jerk!!)
P aks Fly2: My six sense feel it. if u no pretty i wont disappointed. if hv gf like u oso good
Me: Sorry le... I am not available to be your gf. (Translation: Now u r testing my patience dude...I have no time to entertain your antics...)
P aka Fly2: Wat do u mean?
Me: It means if u r thinking of 'chasing' me, then sorry U have no chance... (Translation: Piss off !! Do I have to spell it out for you??)
P aka Fly2: But we can still be fren rite...?
Me: Hmmm...I would rather we be business associates... (Translation: Who in this day and age still ask permission to be friends?? Besides no thanks, i would not like to be associated with u, but i still need your company to give me quotations for stuff...)
P aka Fly2: Ok nevermind
Me: Thanks!! (Translation: Trying to be courteous and polite to ease the pain of rejection... Haha.. Good Riddence!!!)
There u go, fly successfully annihilated!! *cross my fingers*
Jolll Meowed at 5:00 pm
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