As persistant as a fly...
From my experience, under normal circumstances, a guy would usually stop hounding a girl when:1. The girl rejects going out on a date with him
2. The girl rejects any offer to go out with him even if he insists its platonic
3. The girl doesn't reply to his SMSs
4. The girl doesn't answer his calls
5. If the girl happens to answer his phone calls, she will give short and curt answers to his queries/wellwishes.
However, the girl is in BIG trouble if the guy refuses to give up even after the above scenarios.
Nobody in the right mind would be so persistant (and annoying) as a fly, u might think... But u'll be surprised...!
For the record, I am one such victim. No matter how much fly spray I use, this fly is as persistant as ever, bugging me and annoying me... And today it had succeeded in calling thru my phone line, and this is how 'fly-like' he is:
Fly: Hallo... Can i spith to Joenn?
Me: Huh?
Fly: Can I spith to Joenn?
By this time Jolll realises she is in trouble as she recognises the Fly's 'distinctive' accent
Me: Yes, this is Joanne speaking...
Fly: hah??
Me: This...is...Joanne... speaking...
Fly: Oh.. or..Hallo Joenn... haw r u?
Me: (Pretending not to know him) Who's that calling?
Fly: Orrr.. its me 'The Fly".. Have u received my SMSs...?
Me: (Pretending not to have received them although i had) Nope!
Fly: Huh..arrr... did u change your number ?
Me: Nope
Fly: Err err.. whats your number hah, maybe I got it wrong...
Me: 012-######## (in rapid speech)
Fly: Huh? Oh.. no wonder lah... i sent the SMSs to ****** number
Jolll trying to contain her laughter.. what am imbecile answer to a seemingly innocous situation...
Jolll Meowed at 5:02 pm
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